1、inthe morning i thought i grown overnight， the results found that is my quilt cover cross。
2、在这个考试月里，都不要直呼我的姓名，请叫我过儿。
3、不是兄弟不是人，实在是嫂子太迷人。
4、ialso want to study well， but a home computer can seduce me。
5、inthis test months， don't call my name， please call me lead son。
6、人的桃花运，跟生理周期一样，都是一阵一阵的。
7、theromantic life， like physiological cycles， is a burst of。
8、isnot necessarily the queen hair cut short， it is possible that the female nerve。
9、我也想好好学习啊，可是一回家电脑就勾引我。
10、ifone day， i unmarriageable， please bury me in， if you are the one。
11、横溢的不只是才华，还有腰间的脂肪。
12、wheni was young， i most like to play hide and seek， wait for others to hide， i will go home for dinner。
13、长得帅的踢键子都帅，长得丑的打高尔夫都像在铲屎。
14、每次跟别人吵完架，等躺在床上的时候，才知道当时应该怎么骂。
15、adaze it is a good thing to do is deep， do not fall asleep。
16、保护自己，爱护他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。
17、别老看av，你也不看看键盘上，字母a和v后面分别是什么。
18、innocence is the virtue for women。 i think i must be too wicked。
19、别人都说我很胖，其实我只是瘦的不明显。
20、穿别人的鞋走别人的路，让别人既找不到鞋又找不到路。
21、isthe most vigorous tingyi， tens of thousands of people every day he。
22、protect yourself， take good care of others， please don't come out in the middle of the scary。
23、mathteacher took us to roam in the crowd， as a result， she landed， we were all drowned。
24、睡眠是一门艺术，谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！
25、unrequited love is successful pantomime， say it is a tragedy！
26、剪了短发不一定是女王，也有可能是女神经。
27、世界上最痛苦的事就是从上课憋尿憋到下课，结果老师还拖堂。
28、evenif again want to cry， also want to said with a smile： you big ye of！
29、ifeat fish can let a person become wise for brain， so i have to eat at least one pair of whales。
30、老天爷，你能把这几天要下的雨存储起来吗，等到军训时再还我！
31、数学老师带我们在题海中遨游，结果她上岸了，我们全都淹死了。
32、我曾经跟一个人无数次的擦肩而过，衣服都擦破了，也没擦出火花。
33、我就是巴黎欧莱雅，你值得拥有！
34、解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是不老实，不老实就是欠收拾！
35、every time after the quarrel with others， when lying in bed， just know how to scold at that time。
36、iamighteous man homework， homework for me。
37、iamhe l 'oreal paris， you're worth it！
38、早上起床我以为我一夜之间长高了，结果才发现是我被子盖横了。
39、ifyou well， is sunny days， according to the weather， you should be hung up。
40、overthe course of his life， i hope to catch up with the news broadcast finale。
41、最有魄力的是康师傅，每天都有成千上万的人泡他。
42、我希望在有生之年，赶上新闻联播的大结局。
43、i'vepassed countless people， clothes are creased， didn't also sparks。
44、如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话，那么我至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼。
45、sleep is an art， no one can stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps！
46、我对作业不仁不义，作业对我不离不弃。
47、since the summer vacation， i have breakfast to quit。
48、always feel that his character is not suitable for work， only suitable for wages。
49、女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
50、总觉得自己的性格不适合上班，只适合拿工资。
51、不是我不想当淑女，而是这世界把老娘逼成了泼妇！
52、wearother's shoes walk others road， let others find shoes and can't find the way。
53、瞧我这记性，又把你当人看了。
54、如果有一天，我嫁不出去，请把我埋在，非诚勿扰里。
55、explanation is conceal， conceal is dishonest， dishonesty is owe to pack！
56、god，can you put this several days to be stored under the rain， by the time the military training will be me！
57、traffic raped， gave birth to a origin called downtime。
58、fromsee you younger sister， you this brother i make a deal。
59、notbrothers， is sister-in-law too attractive。
60、talent is not only of， and the fat around his waist。
61、people say i'm fat， in fact i just thin is not obvious。
62、穿低胸装还拿手挡着，太没公德心了。
63、everyone colleague， please don't discharge to me， my wife has a caller id。
64、look， i this memory， and when people look at you。
65、暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！
66、暑假作业我已经摊在阳台上了，台风你自己看着办吧。
67、各位女同事，请不要对我放电，我老婆有来电显示。
68、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。
69、themost painful thing in the world is from suppress piss in class to class， the result teacher also finish。
70、床，你放开我，不要这样子，我还要上学哇。
71、发呆这事做得好是深沉，做不好就睡着了。
72、bed，you let me go， don't like this， i have to go to school wow。
73、whydo others see i just want to vomit， is it because i'm too handsome。
74、为什么别人看到我就想吐啊，是不是因为我太帅了。
75、mommy said i how rebellious period the whole her， her menopause i gonna get it。
76、summer vacation homework i already stand on the balcony， the typhoon do it at your own will。
77、小时候，我最喜欢玩捉迷藏，等别人藏好了，我就回家吃饭。
78、south korean cosmetic， thailand freak， in fact is better than the chinese beauty picture show。
79、韩国整容，泰国人妖，其实都比不过中国的美图秀秀。
80、don't look at the av， you don't look at the keyboard， what is behind the letters a and v， respectively。
81、wearlow-cut outfit also blocked with specialty， too not public-spiritedness。
82、麻麻说我叛逆期怎么整她，她更年期就怎么整我。
83、你若安好，便是晴天，按这天气看来，你应该是挂了。
