1、promise me， no matter meet what matter all want to calm， no matter what to do should be determined， no matter when and where to be optimistic， happy， no matter who met don't tell him that you are mental derangement！
2、nomatter where you are， as long as the face upwards long laugh， shout three "i is beauty"， i will appear in front of you。
3、天气预报：今天白天有点儿想你，下午转大至暴想，心情将由此降低五度，受此低情绪影响，预计此类天气将持续到见到你为止。
4、keepin your side， i am willing to life make your quilt in winter， summer do your electric fans。 happy april fool's day！
5、有两句话一直很想对你说，今天终于提起勇气：第一句，我爱你，我好喜欢你；第二句，千万不要把第一句当真哦！哈哈，记得开心呀！
6、herboyfriend said to his girlfriend， i will always love you。 girlfriend puzzled asked her boyfriend： what is forever？ her boyfriend replied： "is dead and still love you forever。" ha ha， happy april fool's day。
7、iam lonely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lonely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。 happy april fool's day！
8、告诉你一个好消息，你今年的桃花运会很旺哦！今天我在路边遇见一只狗狗，我蹲下问它你2023年的桃花运会不会很旺？它认真地考虑了一下说：旺！
9、昨晚我梦见你，还送你回家，我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物，你说到了，跑进去，我望着你的身影，还看见上面写着精神病院！
10、无论你飞到哪里，我就会跟到哪里；无论你逃到哪里，我就会追到哪里。然后打死你――死苍蝇。愚人节快乐！
11、without a revelation： a deadly， glassy-eyed； iq is low， cause lost； staring at the phone， watching the revelation； see the revelation， quickly disappear！
12、俗话说人不可貌相，海水不可斗量，有些人虽然外表丑陋，却拥有美好的心灵，虽然身材矮小，却理想远大。大家都夸奖说——你就是这样的人！
13、lastnight i dreamed you and take you home， we went to a beautiful buildings， to you say， run into， i looked at your figure， also saw the words a mental hospital！
14、itwill rain， people become old， god grandpa do。 i will seriously to hello， you as a treasure。 come on！ don't climb a tree， let us see how bad your red ass。 ha ha， happy april fool's day！
15、loveyou ten thousand, exaggerated； love you five thousand years, hopeless； love you one thousand years, absurd； love you one hundred years, is too long； love you 70, successively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths！ happy april fool's day！
16、acricket bet with pig say： you can't see me， i jumped into the grass pig say： i want to see？ so the cricket jumped into the grass。 pigs are watching for pig！ pig is still in look！ pig zha still watching？
17、dear， when i lie in your warm arms， how i wish time can stop at this happy moment， but i can't stop the passage of time， i have to leave you now， dear， bed！
18、亲爱的，每当我躺在你温暖的怀抱里的时候，我多么希望时间能够停止在这幸福的时刻，可我无法阻止时光的流逝，现在我不得不离开你，亲爱的，被窝！
19、寻人启示：肥头大耳，目光呆滞；智商低下，无故走失；盯着手机，在看启示；看了启示，赶快消失！
20、thetwo innocent is too cold， you must take good care of yourself ah， don't frozen， as the saying goes： people frozen leg， the pig frozen mouth。 i have already put pants on， you also get to buy a mask。
21、weather forecast： today during the day a little miss you， turn to suddenly and violently think in the afternoon， the mood will lower five degrees， affected by the low mood， this kind of weather is expected to last until meet you。
22、天会下雨，人会老，上帝爷爷管不了。我会认真的对你好，把你当个宝。来！别爬树了，让人看到你的红**多不好啊。哈哈，愚人节快乐！
23、我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。愚人节快乐！
24、today is april fool's day, you can be careful； friends have bad heart, whole when you happy； someone kind, don't treat as true； be careful always pay attention to moment； send you a concern to you today。 i wish all fools' day！
25、懂得休闲，找到轻松；懂得遗忘，找到自由；懂得关怀，找到朋友；懂得珍惜，找到幸福。懂得锻炼，找到健康；懂得享受，你找到了猪圈！
26、respect of customer： your phone existing drawing function： simply insert sim card to take out the cash machine： such as cash machines do not accept business： please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！
27、小偷第二次来商店偷东西时被**抓住了。**问：“你难道不知道要被抓住吗？”小偷说：“我知道上面写着‘欢迎再来’。”
28、这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦——俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。
29、尊敬的用户：您的手机现有提款功能：只需将sim卡取出插提款机即可：如提款机不受理业务：请用手机用力砸提款机！
30、一只蛐蛐跟猪打赌说：我跳进草里你就看不见我，猪说：我要看得见呢？于是蛐蛐跳进草里。猪在看，猪在看！猪还在看！猪咋还在看呢？
31、起床时想到你的微笑，洗脸时嗅到你的味道，上床前你是我的需要，真的不能离开你-我亲爱的马桶！
32、twowords have been very want to say to you， today finally courage： the first sentence， i love you， i love you； the second sentence， don't take the first sentence seriously！ ha ha， remember to happy！
33、今天愚人节，你可要当心；朋友有坏心，整你当开心；有人发好心，别当做真心；时时要留心，刻刻要小心；送你一份关心，愿你今天安心。祝愚人节顺心！
34、wheni was a child， a za a pair innocent playmates， i sing you dance， i can sing two hundred songs， you can jump two hundred dance， so affectionately call me two hundred songs， call you two hundred dance！
35、愚人节到，为您支招：自己被愚，尽管欢喜；观人被愚，笑而不语；若想更喜，把朋友愚。多愚多喜，快来参与。
36、小时候，咱俩两小无猜，我唱歌你伴舞，我能唱二百首歌，你就能跳二百支舞，所以人们亲切地叫我二百歌，叫你二百舞！
37、亲爱的，我又开始想你了，我对你的爱每天都在巨增，因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！愚人节快乐！
38、爱你一万年，夸张；爱你五千年，无望；爱你一千年，荒唐；爱你一百年，太长；接连爱你70年，只要我身体健康，这是我的强项！愚人节快乐！
39、wakeup thinking of you smile， when washing a face， smell the flavor of you， you are i need before go to bed， really can't leave you - my dear toilet！
40、我愿意一生守在你的身边，冬天做你的棉被，夏天做你的电风扇。愚人节快乐！
41、无论你在哪里，只要仰天长笑，大叫三声“我是美女”，我就会出现在你面前。
42、你勤劳的像蜜蜂，漂亮的像蝴蝶，忠诚的像狗，乖的像猫，憨厚的像牛，威猛的像虎，怪不得人们都叫你。禽兽。
43、yesterday， i dreamed you， true of！ sunshine is so beautiful， your station's seaside in deep blue， i take small stick one tong you， hey， this kinglet eight， the shell still pretty hard！
44、男友对女友说：我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友：什么是永远？男友回答：“永远就是死了还接着爱你。”哈哈，愚人节快乐。
45、神怕你饿于是创造了米，神怕你渴于是创造了水，神怕你寂寞于是创造了可爱的我，前提是神发现没有盛饭的桶，于是创造了可爱的你。
46、愁啊！又被一难题困住了。愁得我这几天茶不思饭不想的。我说，你就给帮下忙吧。看看这是啥意思：“猪好是就读来过倒。”
47、tellyou a good news, you the desires of the heart of this year will be prosperous！ today i meet a dog on the side of the road, i squatted down ask it of you 2023 desires of the heart will be very popular？ it seriously consider once said： it！
48、asthe saying goes， all that glitters is not gold， the water cannot be measured， although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 everybody praised said - you are such a person！
49、april fool's day， for your action： he was a fool， although joy； man is a fool， smiling without a word； for more joy， the friends fool。 how foolish pleased， fast to participate。
